Super size me

Have you seen this movie? I think this dude who directed the movie had the wrong idea. Instead of going to McDonalds, I have a suggestion – he should try Indian weddings. All he needs to do is go to the weddings and eat for 5 days. Everytime they ask him if he needs more, he should say yes. I am sure he will gain the same amount of weight but in less time. Instant gratification. Unfortunately there are no huge organizations to piss off and that will result in lower viewership.   

Seriously, there is no way a person can survive 3 weddings (which is what my plan is for the 3.5 weeks I am here) and not gain a lot of pounds. I am doing my best to fight this phenomenon – let me see how successful I am. I will probably be happy if I gain just 3 – 4 pounds in this time period. Otherwise, I am going to spend the next 6 months attempting to lose this weight instead of training for a marathon which would suck completely.

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2 Comments on “Super size me”

  1. senthil V Says:

    dont forget my pushup idea before each pandhi. 🙂

  2. catch Says:

    no problem,dude..u’ll lose most of the gain from the other two during the one..thinking about it, given the amount you have to eat, wouldnt the calories lost due to the action of moving your hand to your mouth negate the gain as well..i’m sure someone has worked out the KCal/one-hand-to-mouth-feed statistic

    do keep posting, i’m enjoying the marriage season vicariously

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